And if I don’t take care of my heart, my breasts (and wrinkles) won’t matter.Universal Media Server (UMS) gives you a convenient method of streaming multimedia substance to the Internet or a viable gadget. Yes, my breasts are on the outside and are very visible reminders to raise awareness about breast cancer, but underneath my breasts lies a heart. But did you know that heart disease kills more women than all cancers combined? I am not attempting to say that Breast Cancer Awareness isn’t an awesome cause and that dollars do need to be raised to find a cure. A combination of good marketing and the fact that breasts have been used to define women for many years has made October the pinkest month of the year. I think the sexualization of breasts is a reason Breast Cancer Awareness month has so much power. For more information about breastfeeding and lactation locations at Iowa State, visit the MSWC Homepage. It sure beats some of the cleavage-bearing tops we’re subjected to seeing and wearing (and only when we pair it with a plunging bra with spaghetti straps – and frankly, if you’re bigger than a B-cup, those narrow straps leave a sexy gouge in your shoulder…maybe we need a Kush for that?!). Actually, nursing a baby is one of the most appropriate reasons for seeing a breast. All manner of products have been designed to cover and conceal nursing children because it’s “inappropriate”. For instance, when people see a woman nursing her child in public, women and men alike act appalled. I do find it a bit ridiculous that we have such an obsession with the sexy appearance of breasts and a revulsion towards their actual purpose. The big joke was that I could share equally with three of my smaller-breasted friends and then we’d all be even. My friends and I used to sit around and, naturally, talk about our breasts. And now I wish they’d shrink down about a size-and-a-half. Be careful what you wish for my friends, because it became apparent to me that my time spent wishing was directly proportionate to my current bra size. I distinctly recall a summer, one year before going through puberty, where I spent a part of each day wishing and praying for breasts. One big message is given to me: you need big breasts and they need to appear perky and fantastic and for heaven’s sake, make certain you don’t have wrinkles in your cleavage! And for those of you who’ve wished for bigger, perkier breasts: good luck! because Mother Nature and gravity don’t think big and perky go together very well. Do I get a free boob-separator with the purchase of Natural Breast Augmentation? The second add is “What’s your bra size?” and that’s self-explanatory. That’s a lot of boobs! In the side bar of Google, “Natural Breast Augmentation” appears to tell me that I can use my own body fat to enhance my breasts. When I Google the word “breast” 29,100,000 hits appear in. Now, the Kush’s actual website suggests using your Kush to support your breasts during pregnancy…maybe I’ll believe that… But the video and the “doctors” seemed much more concerned with preventing unsightly cleavage wrinkles from appearing between large breasts. I couldn’t decide to laugh or punch the computer screen when the doctor on the far left said “Mine’s bigger than yours” (for those of you who didn’t watch the video, that doctor was a man). Check out the most ridiculous video where “doctors” evaluate the usefulness of “The Kush” Go ahead, check it out. We’re worried about wrinkles between our boobs?! Now I hate that I’m about to put this link on here, but seriously, I cannot resist.
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